Man Faces Charges for Having Sex with Picnic Table

[doug]

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex with Picnic Table
Source : FoxNews

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.
Click here to read the full report from FOX19.com.

Where's the video?!

[Airco]

One thing might lead to another...

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[Delivos]

I don't get it, why are the police so jealous of picnic table love, man?!

[DaveJ|UK]

I've heard of this sort of thing before.

It's become more of a problem in recent years, particularly with the drive to open up new "green" public spaces complete with picnic tables.

I'm glad the media are starting to take the problem seriously.

[Jacob34]

wat a pervert for life?

[Deviant]

Oh please, like none of you tried to bonk the couch crevice.. so what's wrong with picnic table (apart from the solid objects that probably would cause a lot of pain)... rofl.

[Contempt]

Originally Posted by Deviant

Oh please, like none of you tried to bonk the couch crevice..

Ya caught me.